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Jangan Ketawa
by nemo
One
Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg.
Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his
movies
movies
he rushes over to him, and asks for his
autograph
autograph
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says
says
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of
here."
here."
The
astonished Chinese man replied
astonished Chinese man replied
"It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese,
Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg
a slap and says
a slap and says
"You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were
on that ship."
on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg
that sank the ship, not me."
that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg,
Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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